Tynedale Grasshoppers RFC

PLAYER PROFILES:

 BENN HORNCASTLE (CAPTAIN)

• Position: Scrum Half
• Age:
• Known as :
• Employment: Consulting Engineer
• Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
• Hobbies: Bird Watching, Drinking, Call of Duty "World at War" 

  JAMES ROBINSON

  • Position: Wing
  • Age:26
  • Known as : Robbo
  • Lives: Currently in Dubai, teaching the Arabs the true meaning of Weapons of mass destruction.
  • Employment: Personal Trainer
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Working out, Building his guns bigger than Booey's

  ANDREW NEAL (MANAGER)

  • Position: Tight Head Prop (once tried Loose head but it was too athletic a position for him)
  • Age:32
  • Known as : Neally
  • Lives: Hexham
  • Employment: Service Manager
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale, Colchester, University of Essex.
  • Hobbies: Eating all the Vegitarian Pies, Drinking and looking after Baby Neal

  JAMIE DIXON

  • Position: Fullback
  • Age:19
  • Known as : Dixon
  • Lives: Haydon Bridge
  • Employment: Bar Steward
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Lists his interests as playing Rugby and Partying.
  • Enjoys: Dabbling in previously ripened forbidden fruit.

  JOE MILLS

  • Position: Number 8
  • Age:19
  • Known as : Thunder C***, Millsy
  • Lives: Allendale.
  • Employment: Student
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale, Leeds University
  • Hobbies: Cricket, Rugby, Going Out.

  MARK SMALES

  • Position: Loose Head Prop, Hooker, Second Row in fact any position where fat people play. But definately never a Flanker!!!!!!
  • Age:24
  • Known as : Smalesey
  • Lives: Quebec, No not the one in Canada, the posh stately home in Durham.
  • Employment: Accountant, Country Gent, Landed Gentry, Lord.
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Horse Riding, Banqueting, Whipping his servants, Hunting, Shooting and learning how to down a pint.
  • Guiness World Of Records: Mark is in the Guiness book of records for spending the longest amount of time trying to pull a girl ever.

  ROB HAWKINS

  • Position: Front Row
  • Age:20
  • Known as : Hawkins
  • Lives: Currently in Dubai, teaching the Arabs the true meaning of Weapons of mass destruction.
  • Employment: Apprentice Engineer
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Working on cars and vintage tractors
  • Dreams of: One day actually being Elvis and to one day be able to down a pint in les than 3 goes.

  MICHEAL "MIKE" SMITH

  • Position: Hooker
  • Age: 434
  • Known as : Smiffy, Village Idiot and Mike to his posh friends.
  • Lives: Down South somewhere.
  • Employment: Aeroplane Fixer.
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale, Kingston University.
  • Hobbies: Snorting Sherbert, putting Vodka in his eye, drinking wee and anything else if you give him a fiver.
  • Wishes: That one day he can shed his image to become sensible and posh.

  STU RIDLEY

  • Position: Fly Half, Wing, Full-Back
  • Age:19
  • Known as : Massive
  • Lives: Bellingham
  • Employment: Schoolboy
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Rugby, Pool and pestering young debutants.
  • Hopes: To one day finally leave school.

  KEV RIDLEY

  • Position: Blind Side Flanker
  • Age:22
  • Known as : Trevor
  • Lives: Bellingham
  • Employment: Farmer
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Young ladies.

  ALEX FAWDRY

  • Position: Second Row
  • Age:19
  • Known as : Fawdry
  • Lives: Hexham
  • Employment: Student
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Gym, Rugby.
  • Believes: That one day if he goes to the gym enough he may get a pair of little guns.

  CAM BATY

  • Position: Prop, Second Row, No. 8
  • Age:35
  • Known as : Big Cam
  • Lives: North Acomb
  • Employment: Cow Man
  • Previous Clubs: Tynedale only
  • Hobbies: Catching Cow Poo, showing Cows, Eating Cows and all things cow related.

  ANDY MCGRATH

  • Position: No. 8
  • Age:26
  • Known as : Andy
  • Lives: With Eve, On A Farm.
  • Employment:
  • Previous Clubs: n/a
  • Hobbies: